Remember those wrestlers you loved as a kid? Here they are, old and tired, shuffling about a bit with some shit zombies.
Vanilla Ice stalks and torments a woman until she loves him. Warning – this film contains music by Vanilla Ice.
Turkish Star Wars steals scenes from one of the most popular movies of all time and hopes nobody notices. The plot revolves around the destruction of Earth and the people trying to save it, whilst fighting a knock-off cast of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Neil Breen is magic and hacks the government whilst ignoring his wife and trying it on with a girl he fancied when he was 8. Lots of things happen, very little of which makes sense.
The Marine is back! But this time he is played by a different actor and is a different person and is in a warmer climate. Out with Johnny can’t see me and in with the Million Dollar Baby, The Marine 2 does the impossible and makes a WWE fan miss John Cena.
Two guys have a real nice weekend at the beach. Oh yeah, and they are using a corpse as a puppet whilst avoiding the mob.
A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade.”. This sounds absolutely mental, but it is also the most clear and concise way of summarising what essentially is a batshit crazy film.