Kazaam is a lot like the film Aladdin if the genie decided to ignore him and pursue a rap career.
In the city that apparently never sleeps, yet nobody is ever around, a faceless killer is busy killing innocent people. All we know is he is dressed like a cop. He is, a Maniac Cop!
Two rich scientists pour liquid from one round beaker into a different round beaker in an attempt to get to the moon. When they get to the moon they see a bunch of topless women milling about in a luscious green environment that looks more like a garden of a porn producer than the lunar surface and decide to just stand back and watch for a bit.
Remember those wrestlers you loved as a kid? Here they are, old and tired, shuffling about a bit with some shit zombies.
Vanilla Ice stalks and torments a woman until she loves him. Warning – this film contains music by Vanilla Ice.
Turkish Star Wars steals scenes from one of the most popular movies of all time and hopes nobody notices. The plot revolves around the destruction of Earth and the people trying to save it, whilst fighting a knock-off cast of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Neil Breen is magic and hacks the government whilst ignoring his wife and trying it on with a girl he fancied when he was 8. Lots of things happen, very little of which makes sense.