Vanilla Ice stalks and torments a woman until she loves him. Warning – this film contains music by Vanilla Ice.
Turkish Star Wars steals scenes from one of the most popular movies of all time and hopes nobody notices. The plot revolves around the destruction of Earth and the people trying to save it, whilst fighting a knock-off cast of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Neil Breen is magic and hacks the government whilst ignoring his wife and trying it on with a girl he fancied when he was 8. Lots of things happen, very little of which makes sense.
Two guys have a real nice weekend at the beach. Oh yeah, and they are using a corpse as a puppet whilst avoiding the mob.
Ralph Fiennes takes a break from intense historical dramas to play super spy in a hat, John Steed. Teaming up with Uma Thurman, they try to stop Sean Connery from messing with the weather.
Lunatic Gary Busey plays lunatic Millard Findlemeyer, a deranged serial killer who is executed and somehow turned into a murderous gingerbread man, looking to take revenge on the woman who sent him to the chair.
Marketed as the female Die Hard, this film includes guns, tits, a Yorkshire accent, tits, guns, a ghost in a box, and tits.