A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade.”. This sounds absolutely mental, but it is also the most clear and concise way of summarising what essentially is a batshit crazy film.
John Barrowman plays a hungry and wired lifeguard who just wants his seas to be safe. But there is a bloody massive shark who just wants to eat boats.
Marketed as the female Die Hard, this film includes guns, tits, a Yorkshire accent, tits, guns, a ghost in a box, and tits.
Is this a fun family film about a boy and his alien friend, or is it a big McDonald’s commercial? Rubber freak aliens, wheelchair stunts, product placement, and lots of really impressive cars.