Turkish Star Wars steals scenes from one of the most popular movies of all time and hopes nobody notices. The plot revolves around the destruction of Earth and the people trying to save it, whilst fighting a knock-off cast of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Two guys have a real nice weekend at the beach. Oh yeah, and they are using a corpse as a puppet whilst avoiding the mob.
A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade.”. This sounds absolutely mental, but it is also the most clear and concise way of summarising what essentially is a batshit crazy film.
Weather beaten weakling becomes weather beaten man in mask, sent to do some soldier stuff without any kind of training. Just a normal bloke, looking daft, trying to save the world.
Ralph Fiennes takes a break from intense historical dramas to play super spy in a hat, John Steed. Teaming up with Uma Thurman, they try to stop Sean Connery from messing with the weather.
John Barrowman plays a hungry and wired lifeguard who just wants his seas to be safe. But there is a bloody massive shark who just wants to eat boats.
Lunatic Gary Busey plays lunatic Millard Findlemeyer, a deranged serial killer who is executed and somehow turned into a murderous gingerbread man, looking to take revenge on the woman who sent him to the chair.