Kazaam is a lot like the film Aladdin if the genie decided to ignore him and pursue a rap career.
Two rich scientists pour liquid from one round beaker into a different round beaker in an attempt to get to the moon. When they get to the moon they see a bunch of topless women milling about in a luscious green environment that looks more like a garden of a porn producer than the lunar surface and decide to just stand back and watch for a bit.
Vanilla Ice stalks and torments a woman until she loves him. Warning – this film contains music by Vanilla Ice.
Neil Breen is magic and hacks the government whilst ignoring his wife and trying it on with a girl he fancied when he was 8. Lots of things happen, very little of which makes sense.
Two guys have a real nice weekend at the beach. Oh yeah, and they are using a corpse as a puppet whilst avoiding the mob.
A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade.”. This sounds absolutely mental, but it is also the most clear and concise way of summarising what essentially is a batshit crazy film.
Lunatic Gary Busey plays lunatic Millard Findlemeyer, a deranged serial killer who is executed and somehow turned into a murderous gingerbread man, looking to take revenge on the woman who sent him to the chair.