Miami Connection (1987)

A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade.”. This sounds absolutely mental, but it is also the most clear and concise way of summarising what essentially is a batshit crazy film.

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Captain America (1990)

Weather beaten weakling becomes weather beaten man in mask, sent to do some soldier stuff without any kind of training. Just a normal bloke, looking daft, trying to save the world.