A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida’s narcotics trade.”. This sounds absolutely mental, but it is also the most clear and concise way of summarising what essentially is a batshit crazy film.
Weather beaten weakling becomes weather beaten man in mask, sent to do some soldier stuff without any kind of training. Just a normal bloke, looking daft, trying to save the world.
John Cena shouts ‘You can’t see Me’, as he chases after Robert Patrick with explosions and gun fire. The first in WWE Studios epic Marine saga.
Ralph Fiennes takes a break from intense historical dramas to play super spy in a hat, John Steed. Teaming up with Uma Thurman, they try to stop Sean Connery from messing with the weather.
John Barrowman plays a hungry and wired lifeguard who just wants his seas to be safe. But there is a bloody massive shark who just wants to eat boats.
Lunatic Gary Busey plays lunatic Millard Findlemeyer, a deranged serial killer who is executed and somehow turned into a murderous gingerbread man, looking to take revenge on the woman who sent him to the chair.
Brando plays Dr Moreau, a mad scientist with an ice bucket on his head and a 2 foot pal. He makes some Animal/Human hybrids and then refuses to leave his trailer for 6 months.